My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

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white vegans be like “honey is unethical because the bees worked so hard on it that’s why I like the completely ethical alternative of sugar harvested by underpaid and abused fieldworkers”

(via tylerswagguin)

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I don’t know what bad things I’ve done in life to deserve purple jerseys

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yo jamie benn would be so amazing in bed like i bet like tsegs is like a five yr old with a hammer

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My anaconda will consider it

(via lack-of-eddie)

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IT’S OKAY IT’S JUST PRE-SEASON *i tell myself while throwing the tv out the window* 

(via landyskog)

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